It’s a Big One

I was walking around Coney Island and a Great Black-backed Gull (size: between a crow and a goose) on the sidewalk was swallowing a hamburger bun whole. A lady in a ticket booth nearby, now open for the season, booms out on her microphone, “IT’S A BIG ONE, ISN’T IT?”

My heart attack? Yes, I think it is the Big One.

I of the Tiger!

My first zine! I’m going to the store for olive loaf and an anecdote for a comic. Do we need anything else?

Slice Boss

Overheard and seen at a Brooklyn slice shop. This boss was tough. No joke/s.

HERE COMES DA BROOM

I always wondered what those white NYC sanitation cars with the yellow police lights were for, then I saw one racing down a street on my walk to work. This guy jumped out to tell a UPS driver to move her truck for the street sweeper. “Here comes the broom!”